I was in a strange white van, in England. I didn’t want to be there, so I tried to escape out the back. The driver got very mad, and put me in shackles. The driver guy said I would have to go to Wembley Stadium to perform sexually for members of the royal family and their friends, including a couple he said was extremely important and had picked me out. We got to the stadium and got inside. I tried to take a bunch of pictures, then I ran outside the stadium. There were strange people walking around, they looked like zombies. I kept running away. Nobody seemed to notice me, until an ambulance came along and forced me inside and took me to the hospital. The nurse was angry at me, saying she was wasting her time with me. She said if I wanted help, I’d have to go through Amazon.